I haven't been honest with you.
This has all been a distraction. This has all been a test. What do I do now, you ask? Now you stop me. Now you save Vaporwave. The people who don't find this will most likely keep reading my entries, and I will most likely keep writing them. Be on the lookout for anything that seems like it doesn't belong. Check everything, don't stop looking. I'll leave you a clue. Be on the lookout.